Stop jumping in and outta my life, it drives me nuts. And life also means online contacts' list. I never thought I'd have to start a letter this way, but you have no clue how it feels to be in my shoes. You're probably having the time of you life laughing at my naivete and total tongue-tiedness of the effect of every one of our encounters, where your dreams and ideas just leave me wondering where the oxygen has disappeared to, has on me. I sound like a monkey kept away from peanuts. But then again, you haven't been so bowled over, and totally helpless, have you?
That's all for today.
And stop kidding yourself, you know I'm talking to you. I thought you weren't chicken like me, so get cracking!